pitbolshevik:

bored border collie: im going to perform psychological experiments on every human member of my household

bored pit bull: i bet i could eat a rock if i tried hard enough

jermafaggot:

damazcuz:

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

sizu-p:

and it left a pearl in my head

and I roll it around

every night, just to watch it glow

henstomper:

banning pornography will not stop people from horny posting on your website but instead all the horny posts will now be about how someone wants to be a 2008 Volvo and have a butch mechanic change their oil and stuff like that

etherea1ity:

stars-and-birds:

quick what is everyone doing right now

okay reblogging this again just to say that i love love love reading these,, like it’s so incredible how we’re all doing such vastly different things at the same time…ik it’s an obvious thing but it’s also insane to think about.

wuntrum:

happy sparkle on its wednesday monday

curious… it appears my critical media consumption has turned into hatewatching