exitwound:

mutuals

it 2 am but im still not over how bad i fumbled a tinder hottie when months after a pretty good date i miraculously ran into them at a supermarket(they live like 600km away) and ran off with a bad excuse because i was caught off guard even though they were really friendly and i could’ve messaged them afterwards to hang out but i forgot and now im too embarrassed to even though i want them so bad still

communistkenobi:

a good bit people do on here is leave wildly incendiary comments on a post and then get really upset when op is rude to them

chimpanzeedotcom:

Just because I use :3c doesn’t mean I want to be fucked in my asshole #derptop

battalion-of-destruction:

coat:

astraldemise:

thebooknotthemovie:

astraldemise:

astraldemise:

astraldemise:

girl i know i love old boats and they got into accidents all the time and i wouldnt exactly regard an ocean liner as a not horrifying mode of transport but i just remembered we used to have those fucking balloon airships. i dont like planes myself but thank god we started making air transport out of shit that wasnt 100% flammable

ALT

domt like that

girl they used to catch fire for no reason and kill everyone

THAT WAS ONE TIME

it happened a few times

Everyone makes mistakes

Pobody’s Nerfect

socialjusticeace:

I hate the “Oh ur posting without tags? how is anyone supposed to find ur post🥺” warning shit tumblr does now. the hand of god will deliver me unto others

kn1ght-l1ght:

Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread